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Leonard: "Tell me the secret." Sheldon: "..Mum smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell dad." leonard: "Not that secret, the other secret." Sheldon: "I'm bat man! Shh." "That doesn't even make sense." "It doesn't need to, I have a monster truck!" "People change. Now I am a lamp" "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid." "Cheyna has a virus on her pc called 'You should not see me', and when you find it,it says, 'You've found Waldo'" "Oh virus makers, you're such comedic dickfaces" "I bet they wouldn't believe it, but slowly they will realize it actually is possible and they will slowly loose their mind." Desmond: "Hey wassa matta you Altaïr?" Rebecca: "That's racist." Desmond: "You're racist!" Lucy: "Really, this is what you guys are doing." "Today, I renamed my iPod 'This ship' just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase 'This ship is syncing'" "My grandma thought lol meant lots of love, so to her friend whos husband just died she texted 'Im sorry he died lol'" Sir: "What are you guys doing" Me: "Staring at the fan" Friend: "Yeah" Me and firends: *Stares at the fan* "Trying to get a woman to do something that she doesn't want to do is like trying to baptize a cat." "Even dead, I'll still look better than you." I made this list of quotes because; everything is better with Perry. |
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